every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist
harry potter fans attention please-
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Me: Hmmmm I'm not too sure about this character
Writers: We'll make you fall in love with them
Me: omg omg omg I love you my favourite character
Writers: lolololol lets kill them
Me: wait what
Writers: They die
Writers: They die
Me: No wait
Me: NO PLEASE
To bet on it or not to bet on it
all celebrities: oh I don't eat, I don't pee, I don't poo, I don't sleep, that's gross
jennifer lawrence: food is my favourite part of the day, oh today I ate fries, snacks, pee in the woods, pee on my pants, sleep all day, pee at night, eat, pee, sleep, pee, eat
quick-come-on-klaine-is-kissing: dcriss-stargleek: REBLOG LIKE YOU’VE NEVER REBLOGGED BEFORE!!! 6000 GUYS! WE CAN DO IT! WE HAVE 13 DAYS!
trolllinginthedeep: do you ever get so mad that you need to sing about it and pound your fists on a golf course
Not our division: So I woke up this morning in a... →
itscandidlycara: Wait, let me back up. Hi, my name is Cara and I’m a 21 year old woman. Every 28 days, give or take, I have a period. And it fucking sucks. Today, was one of those where I take from the 28 day cycle. I wasn’t due for another period for at least a week, but considering that…
Jennifer Lawrence and first impressions:
Woody Harrelson: I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifer comes on, and she goes, 'Hi, Woody, I'm J—is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.
Josh Hutcherson: When I got cast, she called me up for one of those five-minute 'Excited to work with you, blah, blah, blah' things. The conversation started with her saying, 'Think about a catheter going in – ouch!' and then turns into a 45-minute rant about zombies and the apocalypse.
Zoë Kravitz: I'd met her a few times, and she was like, 'You should come over and we'll hang out.' So I go over to her apartment, and she opens the door in a towel. She's like, 'Come in, sorry, you're early, I was about to shower.' And she drops her towel and gets in the shower, and starts shaving her legs, totally naked. She was like, 'Are we here yet? Is this OK?' And I was like, 'I guess we're there!'